A snowy box of hookah parts found in the alley

Indoor lettuce farm

I got about 48 lettuce plants donated to the garden club, but almost all of them died in my office during parent-teacher conferences.  Six managed to survive, somehow, despite being left on the porch last week in 20 degree weather.  Today, I built them a PVC grow light stand and set it up in the basement.

Closer:

Even closer:

Closerer:

Uncomfortably close:

A piano with dicks carved into it

A pile of clothes next to a tree in Albany Park

Also pictured: back 1/2 of dog.

Part of a breakfast I ate at the Huddle House several months ago

Clown painting found in the alley

I still have it if you're interested.  My wife won't let me hang it up in the dining room, so it's no use to me.

This was behind the wall in our bedroom

A broken down Meister Brau case from several decades ago and a bunch of other shit.  I tore down the wall, which turned out to be asbestos, myself, without using any respirator or safety equipment.  This will probably kill me one day.